I love lard. I love everything about lard. It is my sacred secret for everything from perfect pie to insanely soft skin. Someone once told me that my love of lard is “unnatural.” Au contraire, my love of lard is 100% natural. I am all about being natural. (Unless it’s unattractive or smelly, like body hair, but mostly, all about natural.) (Or Tootsie Rolls, a life without the delicious goodness of Tootsie Rolls would be awful.)  Part of that is getting rid of any food in my h